Getting old.
A friend and I were having an interesting discussion on MSN Messenger.
How do you know when you are getting old older? When do you start to admit it?
Here are some of my guidelines. Sad to say, I think I’m halfway there. Hahaha..
You know you are old when:
- You no longer get acne even when you haven’t had any sleep.
- Your back wakes you up from your sleep. It hurts real bad if you lie down for more than 9 hours.
- Your neck hurts after a night’s sleep if you didn’t sleep on your “support pillow”.
- There’s not enough space on the cake to put all the candles if you put the exactly number of candles as your age on it.
- You eat a bar of chocolate and wake up 1kg heavier.
- You can’t read the back of a jar unless you removed your glasses.
- You no longer like dessert, it’s gotten “too sweet”.
- You start giving up your bad habits. “It’s time to do it, before sh*t happens.”
- You look at every snapshot of you and hate it. Or go, “Gosh, I look OLD!”
- You start worrying about hair loss.
- You need to record To Do items on Post It Notes.
- You don’t know what FML is.
- And have no idea who Taylor Swift is.
- Or what being emo is.
- Your children start to nag at you.
*Grin!* Any more inputs?
… you ALWAYS see MORE gray hair each time you lift bits of your hair?
Hahaa! Gray hair is not a worry in my family. NO hair is. =)
what about…. going through the nominee list of the most popular singer/artiste for some awards and realise that you dont even know most of them?
This is called super luo4 wu3!
Ya, and singing all the “oldies” at the KTV.. while my cousins sing songs by artistes I’ve never heard of. Haha..
hahaha. fml…. better not know:D
Jon, you’re showing off that you’re young! Hahaha!
or you once thought LA Gear and Reebok were cool.
oh my gosh.. LA Gear!.. I had a pair too! Haha!