Impalas.

The nicest part about going on a real safari trip is that you don’t see just one animal.. or two animals.. or even three of them. You see the whole ging gang!

Trust me, every morning they have to gather for morning briefing. Why else would you find like, hundreds of them huddled together? Seriously, it’s like what I used to do in my department when I was working in a bank. Morning huddle at 9am, talking about client values.

Like the impalas, for example. They have to be briefed on ways to entertain visitors who are going to come through every day on giant trucks to see them. Must be trained on poses and best moves. Hah.

Did you know that impalas tend to move in a group because they will be very vulnerable to predators if they were on their own? And when they are in mating season, only one male.. yes, ONE male.. will be accompanying the entire herd of females and.. get this.. impregnate them.

Yes, it’s like one emperor and 50 concubines.

See, that’s the lucky bastard. (Red arrow pointing)

If you do see a herd of impalas with more than one male impala. It means that the females are ALL pregnant already and the guy is done and doesn’t care if his gals mingle with the rest of the boys now. Bloody H%^@%!!@LL.

So, any guy wants to be an impala when you reincarnate in your next life?

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All posts on our safari trip at the Kruger National Park are here.